ok, much against my will and the inclinations of my gigantic and somewhat intrusive ego i must now admit to certain well concealed weaknesses and failings. or not entirely. however, exposure to a certain extent becomes unavoidable when one calls for help, so here goes. my blog, for some strange inexplicable reason has decided to become centre aligned and this particular aesthetic choice does not quite appeal to me. though i am the most relaxed and understanding of parents, especially now that its going through the particularly sensitive juvenile age, and though i do somewhat recall the confused jabs at an identity and the existential angst of those pimply, pubertian days of yore, and can take incipiently rebellious stances lying down, this is like the body piercing where i absolutely must draw the line. help is solicited from all concerned fellow parents and guardians, we must stand together in our days of need: the only thing we can afford to lose at this stage is our hair. Outside, the battle waged on regardless.
really, doesn't
this
look strange, disembodied eery and unappealing
also threatening, but maybe thats just me.
2 comments:
Oh, I thought it was a really expressionist idea, you know shaping the poems so they look like champagne glasses, holding the wine of words inside. And it is just a pesky problem??Boy! the games people play!
Anyway, its Dr. Hechch Tee (M.L.) to the rescue! It seems your boy is suffering from a misaligned compose mode disorder. To correct this, you should go to the compose mode in your boy's New Post Gland and take the right alignment(or left! depending on your choice).
After the operation, you need to give him a dose of e-BOOST. It is 25% more nutritious than the rival e-nergiser. Also, protect him from bad influences like the previous commenter by giving him a one-time vaccination called Word verification.
If problem persists, consult your local physician immediately.
ok apart from all the techie allusions and, (tho' i'm not sure about this) humour, huh?!
and i do know bout the word verification but am always slightly leery of any outside censoring, especially auto censoring done by machines (and no this has nothing to do with my apocalyptic nightmares about machine invasion, or the fact that i saw bladerunner at an early impressionable age). and incidentally, dr. hechch tee sounds like a pleghmatic (or jewish) chinese, so...
and all leanings, political and aesthetic, are towards the left, at least so far. but maybe thats just to be perverse in todays disturbed world of anarcho-capitalists and other such extremists.
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